A poem to my cat

by Amy Bernstein


The Nineteen fucking year old cat

 

The Nineteen fucking year old cat that I got for my dear daughter when she was 6

And let her name “Purr”

That she left behind when she went off into her own life

As children are supposed to do if you raised them right.

Was such a cute kitty, long haired and tuxedoed, fluffy and sweet

Whom she called “Mr. Sleepy Guy,”

to differentiate him from his also tuxedo brother “Mr. Adventure Guy,”

Who died years ago.

But not him, he sticks around

He looks like a George Booth cat all skin and bones with whiskers that stick out in all directions.

He throws up on and under the bed

Which I, who also do not look as I did nineteen years ago

Must endlessly wash and scrub

My hands all knobby and covered in brown spots.

Someone once told me I could be a hand model,

I had such beautiful hands.

He meows like a tortured baby and

You can feel each bone of his spine as if he is never fed

Though he eats like a horse

My daughter is a grown up woman now

Who can move to California

And live with a boyfriend

And get another cute young kitty

“Cats like that can live to be twenty five,” the vet says.

Fucking cat

Who smells bad

Who curls up against my spine since somewhere in his kitty brain

he misses laying entwined with his brother

Who only wants to be petted, scratched and loved.

 


Genetics!

by Amy Bernstein


I wanted to make the genetics in my book at least realistic to be a bit believable, so I met with a Biology Professor who works with my husband Adam. Sebastian was kind enough to sit down with me for two hours and discuss what could and what couldn’t happen and how it all works. I don’t think I have taken biology since high school, and they know a lot more about genetics now.

“Natural Selection throws everything against the wall to see what sticks. When there are errors, caused by mutation, the healthy parent’s genes see that they do not gain sway. But when they exist on both sides, or there is in-breeding these problems become more common. As in the case with the British Royal Family.  Ashkenazi Jews are a limited mating group, though not as much so as the royal family.” So, diseases like Crohn’s disease and Bipolar illness, which are prevalent in my family, can become more common.

“Natural selection- greed, or paranoia may be atavistic. They were selected by nature for an environment that existed in the past then, it changed and these traits become mental illnesses.”

“Conspiracy theories today may be linked to early knowledge that the next tribe over tried to poison your dinner.  Characteristics that were adaptive in the past are now detrimental. “

Fascinating